Life's like this

So when I first created this blog I was like, "I'm not going to write to much about my life, cuz WHO KNOWS how many forty-year-old creepers might read this probably"


It's been really hard. I am just one of those people who is extremely open with everybody i guess. My (future) kids are probably going to be the ones who end up telling their friends about you-know-what. lol


SO... I came up with a compromise with myself. From now on I am going to go into the juicy details of my life BUT I will use codenames for those people who I would be embarrassed if they ever read my blog. Genius right? Then they won't even know it's them! 


So basically what happened is that yesterday I was hanging out with my bf (lets call him Bradley Hunkmeister) and all I did was mention that I got a letter from Elder McDreamy, my missionary. Then Bradley got all upset for some reason and went off on me about, "trust issues, and 'why didn't you mention this over the last 5 months we have been together'" And then he made some lame excuse about "calculus homework" and left.


It was utterly heart-wrenching. I would tell you more, but right now I have a Jamba date with Janica my bestie! 


We are going to talk about how stupid boys are and probably gossip a little. (omg so bad!)

I whip my hair... Do you?

Dont think I'm weird but I just LOVE Willow Smith's song "Whip my Hair". So great! I'm pretty sure I would be just as cool as her if I was black and 10 and had famous parents. Watch out Justin Bieber, she might become awesomer than you someday lol! (like there's even a chance) but anyways if I am ever feeling less perky and/or energetic than usual I just watch this video! It's great and inspiring!!! <3

Also it makes my neck hurt so maybe keep in mind what it says in the scripture about all things in moderation.

GOOOO COUGARS!!!!

10 Reasons Why I LOVE BYU

1. TONS of cute RM's
2. The atmosphere! It's just overwhelmingly righteous, I fit in so well lol!
3. My parents went here/ I was born here (not at BYU exactly, but the Provo hospital)
4. There's a Taco Bell in the Wilk
5. I've seen Elder Holland like a bajillion times in stake conference! He's totes my favorite apostle!
6. It's not weird to be obsessed with disney/ the biebster/ marriage (or maybe a combination of the three?)
7. We can wear flip flops! LMAO BYUI!
8. BYU basket-ball kicks butt!
9. Jimmer
10. Fredette

PS- I actually saw Jimmer on campus once. He was getting into his car, just like a regular person! Who would have known?

Come follow me! (lol!)

So I was just wondering if you can follow your own blog. It turns out you can!! I kinda wanted to follow mine, no reason just felt like it. So now I am.

I bet you all think I'm super full of myself. I'm really not. I just think I am really amazing, smart, pretty, adn talented. But its all true. Im just being honest.

I think what it all boils down to is that I was born with an above average amont of self esteem. Sometimes I wish everyone could be as confident as me!

I'm a Beleiber!

You have all probably heard the news... Justin Beiber CUT HIS HAIR! I know, aweful right? It was like his signiture look, and right after GLEE did that HUGE Beiber episode! How could he!

Whatevs, I'm over it.

Anyway, I heard taht he's selling his hair and donating the money to charity. I was thinking about bidding on it, you know, not cuz I would would do some weird voodoo magic with it to make him like me lol but cuz I want to help out with a charity ya know?

Do you think dad would give me some money for it? It wouldn't be that expensive. Maybe I'll tell him that he could write it of on his taxes for charitable donations. He's pretty PO'd he got bumped up into the next tax bracket with his last raise.

I came up with a few ideas of what I could do with gorgeous beiber locks. Behold:

Victorian style hair bracelet!!! Also:

Baby toupay! For those unfortunate bald babys out there!

Mustache! Just in time for march madness lol! (I actually think facial hair is gross. #1 pedophiles have them, #2 against byu honor code #3 my old bf tried to grow a beard once and I wouldn't kiss him lol, that didn't last long he shaved a few days later lmao what can I say im a good kisser)

If anyone has any other good ideas for what to do with Beiber hair let me know! I would love to hear your ideas!

I've got some 'splainin' to do!

First off, I thought I would explain the name of my blog. I chose two words that I think describe me very well.

ACCIDENT- Well this describes me, not because I have a liot of accidents or anything, but because of how I started out. Yup, I was a suprise baby! My parents met while they were going to BYU. My mom had an anatomy class here and my dad was the TA... Well, I guess they really clicked cuz they got married at the end of the semester, and then I was born 8 months later! I was a little premature. Anyway, I think the pregnancy was one of those, "Unplanned, but not unwanted" types of situations.

AMAZING- I think this one is pretty self explanitory lol!

First aMaZinG post!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jessica Taylor. She had just aced her American Heritage midterm and finished all her homework one day and had some extra time before going to party with her friends one Tuesday night. She was pretty concerned about those sad unfortunate ppl in the world who had nothing to live for so she decided to do them a favor by creating a blog so they could experience a bit of her wonderful life. And vwala! An aMaZinG blog was born.