Friday, February 25, 2011

I'm a Beleiber!

You have all probably heard the news... Justin Beiber CUT HIS HAIR! I know, aweful right? It was like his signiture look, and right after GLEE did that HUGE Beiber episode! How could he!

Whatevs, I'm over it.

Anyway, I heard taht he's selling his hair and donating the money to charity. I was thinking about bidding on it, you know, not cuz I would would do some weird voodoo magic with it to make him like me lol but cuz I want to help out with a charity ya know?

Do you think dad would give me some money for it? It wouldn't be that expensive. Maybe I'll tell him that he could write it of on his taxes for charitable donations. He's pretty PO'd he got bumped up into the next tax bracket with his last raise.

I came up with a few ideas of what I could do with gorgeous beiber locks. Behold:

Victorian style hair bracelet!!! Also:


Baby toupay! For those unfortunate bald babys out there!


Mustache! Just in time for march madness lol! (I actually think facial hair is gross. #1 pedophiles have them, #2 against byu honor code #3 my old bf tried to grow a beard once and I wouldn't kiss him lol, that didn't last long he shaved a few days later lmao what can I say im a good kisser)


If anyone has any other good ideas for what to do with Beiber hair let me know! I would love to hear your ideas!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I've got some 'splainin' to do!

First off, I thought I would explain the name of my blog. I chose two words that I think describe me very well.

ACCIDENT- Well this describes me, not because I have a liot of accidents or anything, but because of how I started out. Yup, I was a suprise baby! My parents met while they were going to BYU. My mom had an anatomy class here and my dad was the TA... Well, I guess they really clicked cuz they got married at the end of the semester, and then I was born 8 months later! I was a little premature. Anyway, I think the pregnancy was one of those, "Unplanned, but not unwanted" types of situations.

AMAZING- I think this one is pretty self explanitory lol!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

First aMaZinG post!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jessica Taylor. She had just aced her American Heritage midterm and finished all her homework one day and had some extra time before going to party with her friends one Tuesday night. She was pretty concerned about those sad unfortunate ppl in the world who had nothing to live for so she decided to do them a favor by creating a blog so they could experience a bit of her wonderful life. And vwala! An aMaZinG blog was born.